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Mom Demotivational Poster


TWILIGHT MOMS -


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm, #210813
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am, #185568
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old hen*** loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am, #157521
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm, #157459
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am, #137785
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am, #137777
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm, #137630
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm, #137622
*SQUEAL!* 5L!
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm, #137579
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm, #137398
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


PROZAC -




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594
simply...furry


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm, #219556

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am, #192092
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm, #192023
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm, #254071
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm, #165001
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am, #160856
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am, #160855
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am, #159055
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm, #158681
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.


TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm, #257682
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm, #240434
5 filleted tongues.


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm, #255475

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am, #255474
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm, #195519
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am, #195123
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am, #195122
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am, #195121
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am, #195120
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am, #195119
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm, #195061
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm, #194887
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm, #194884
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm, #194883
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm, #194739
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am, #194677
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am, #194658

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm, #194638
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm, #194588
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm, #238968
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm, #238964
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234455
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am, #234447
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


Momma was right! -




MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Every Friday night we had to play the same game... Mom takes her "medicine" and then we wait for the "Race riots" They always looked like Dad...


TAGS: my mom is soooo funny
Rating: 3.85/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:21 pm, #181522
Yeah....Cause your posters are all hilarious, right Jeff!


EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!




WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm, #189944
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #189935
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #189931
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm, #189919
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm, #189913
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm, #189911
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS - Who let mom have caffine!




Adolf Hitler -




MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am, #234921
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a** tomorrow


WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am, #218097
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm, #218093

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm, #218070
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am, #218024
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


KNIT BIKE -


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

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PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm, #152092

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


WOW - MOMMYS GOING TO BE SO PROUD!


TAGS: mommy p*******
Rating: 3.6/5

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alicesweetalice - August 28, 2012, 8:42 pm, #238743
awe man wtf


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm, #192332

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #192329

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm, #192319
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm, #192318
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


SLAVES -


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.44/5

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Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am, #236975
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm, #236957

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm, #236939
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm, #202911
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm, #236550
Me gusta. 5L


Things Mom Taught Me -




Things Mom Taught Me -




WORKING MOM -




GARMIN MOMENT - That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy: "Go Straight"




HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm, #219967
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #219938
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm, #219926
Sweet.. Fav'd


DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

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Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm, #212087
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm, #211986
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm, #211970
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm, #211969
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm, #211968
What font are you using for this?


STEREOTYPING -


TAGS: a blonde moment
Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm, #220560
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.


OOPS -




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm, #136993
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm, #127292
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am, #126907
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm, #126792
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm, #126780
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


LOST AND FOUND -




MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm, #175369
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


PHOTOBOMB - Hi Mom!


TAGS: ph**obomber hi mom
Rating: 4.73/5

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coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 5:45 pm, #243573
Thanks MissPriss! I'm glad my post gave you a laugh.
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:59 pm, #243572
I've only been here about 1/2 hour and gonna have to leave...way too many 5L gut giggle posters today! Thanks for the laugh cool.
coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 1:29 pm, #243561
Thanks peeps! Dunno about ph**oshop, but they're all distant cousins. :)
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:59 am, #243560
Umm... ph**o'5ho'p... :P
mariand - February 18, 2013, 9:28 am, #243555
LOL... Sho, what a big family you got there!


AUTHORITY -


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am, #196953
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts


CAT FOOD 1957 - Back before people really cared for their pets they were on their own for finding their dinner.


TAGS: ahh mom not mouse again
Rating: 4.57/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 2:51 pm, #179663
Well, It's not Shakespeare, but it's a really good Motifake. btw, I gave it 5 hairballs.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:35 pm, #179660
"Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce all of Shakespeare's plays".
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 12:11 pm, #179657
Holy Crap!! Raisin hit a homer!! 5L
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:05 pm, #179654
Bravo! I like it!


MOM'S KITCHEN -


TAGS: challenge great moms
Rating: 4.35/5

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vindicator - June 29, 2014, 10:43 pm, #255525
Ah, nightmarish childhood flashbacks. A brunette June Cleaver, RrreoowwWW
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:10 pm, #176765
or fix your own...5L!
sickartist - May 19, 2010, 2:52 pm, #176719
Our Moms went to the same school. 5 Tuna Casserole L's
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:02 pm, #176709
What about My way or the high way?
forseti - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am, #176684
If I can trust my mirror, I most of the time took it... 5L
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 10:15 am, #176680
Nice one.


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: mom dinner
Rating: 4.61/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:16 pm, #229555
I like what you're doing with the place. amuse me some more and I might get creative :)


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220848
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm, #220842
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm, #196801

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm, #196799
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm, #196798

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm, #196797
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm, #196796
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm, #196786
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm, #196784

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm, #196783
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm, #196774

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm, #196771
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm, #196770
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm, #196714
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am, #196713
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm, #235575
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm, #234777
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten


TAGS: army mom
Rating: 3.59/5

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djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm, #215657
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm, #191074
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am, #191070
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am, #191069
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #191068

Found the image source and sent you an email
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am, #191067
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am, #191066
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am, #191064
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long sh**, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am, #191063
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am, #191062
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am, #191061
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longsh**....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am, #191060
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am, #191059
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am, #191058
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am, #191057
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the ph**o (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am, #191056
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am, #191055
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am, #191054
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am, #191053
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am, #191052
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am, #191050
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm, #169226
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm, #156552
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm, #156195
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm, #152626
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius..
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm, #120810
I wish that more of this would happen...
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm, #116954
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #112572
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am, #80153
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am, #79166
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much a** have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am, #79164
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an a**munch. Sadly there's room in America too for a**munches like Chopperliscious.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am, #77058
The serious motivators are at AllPosters.com, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am, #72187
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am, #72183
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am, #72182
I'm sick of the touching.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am, #72181
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm, #72132
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm, #72117
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge ja****s and irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm, #72102
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm, #72099
dgbt... you're either a huge ja****s or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am, #72015
This is hilarious!


DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.




MONKEYLOVE -


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm, #201014
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm, #201013
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm, #200966
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.


CLEANLINESS - CAN BE DAMN NEAR CHILD ABUSE




MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives


TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

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DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm, #222700
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm, #222651

oh ouch


DAD! - ARE THOSE MOM AND YOU?


TAGS: mom dad film
Rating: 4.05/5

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PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!


TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off **** twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm, #223633
But look at the nice vib***** it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm, #165157
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm, #144754
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm, #144752
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)


MOMS - Even Hells Angels have them.




HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




MOLLY -


TAGS: doll mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm, #118451
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am, #117666
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm, #112029
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm, #112024
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm, #112008
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman


TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm, #150480
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm, #150473
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.


MOMS -




IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING -


TAGS: intuition moment death shark
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 31, 2012, 9:20 pm, #238801
lol!
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:12 pm, #238796
5L...how do ya think I beat 4 hart attacks! Intuition!!! That and a great Cardiologist...
TheOne - August 31, 2012, 1:42 pm, #238776
5 Shark Bites


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm, #190846
Nice! 5L


JUST WANT HIM BACK -


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm, #230895
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the b@lls. Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm, #230856
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230842
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am, #230817
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


DON'T YOU LOVE IT -


TAGS: moment forget work
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:57 pm, #223327
LOL..I forgot when that happend la5t time


SENIOR MOMENTS - It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.




I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo


TAGS: mom stopped by for tattoo
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - June 9, 2011, 7:26 pm, #219756
Gawd love her, when her 60's rolled around she quit worrying what anyone else thought.


MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.


TAGS: cat alone pants moment clarity
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:46 pm, #219786
5L for using the word "whilst".


STRATEGIC MISDIRECTION -


TAGS: carol brady peter **** mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm, #244841
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?


OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS - This time they've gone too far


TAGS: moms random
Rating: 3.22/5

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 3:07 pm, #151413
DOES HE HAVE A IPOD ON HIS HAND?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:12 pm, #151355
Isn't that X-Box's new "Massage Hero"?


LOOK DAD - It's mom... WTF is she doing with that guy?




ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.


TAGS: moviestar mommy crankyhead
Rating: 4.89/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:56 am, #190359
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #190347
Excellent cranky! 5L
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:40 pm, #190342
Very well played.


VICARIOUS -


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am, #228709
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm, #228680
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm, #228673
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm, #228669
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm, #228668
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm, #228667
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm, #228650
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm, #228649
what is vicarious ?


RECRUITMENT -


TAGS: mods moody kuntz your mom
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:05 pm, #199162
Is that you and moooooo RL?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:47 pm, #199147
I don't know if this is shopped or not. Either way its GOLD! Faved
hootizz - October 20, 2010, 2:37 pm, #199140
I believe a 'Rubber Glove' is also featured in the screening process.., is this true..??
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm, #199137
FTW!


THE OLD CANNOT FOREVER KILL THE YOUNG -


TAGS: kent state tianamin square democracy illusion your mom
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:53 am, #220607

dear quentin... hammer and nail....and ty. i almost used a frank zappa quote on this but i already had on another poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2011, 12:09 am, #220597
touche
quentin - June 25, 2011, 11:41 pm, #220596
moooo. Possibly because the difference between America and China isn't perceptibly different on this issue ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:29 pm, #220592
But they will, The old will forever send the young to war to satisfy their own greed and lust for power. (I'm curious as to why you used this pic instead of the infamous "man and tank" pic)
Elgordo - June 25, 2011, 11:25 pm, #220591
Ignorance is our greatest sadness... it is from the movie Watchmen... 9 minutes and 35 secs in.
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:50 pm, #220577
I didnt' think this was Beijing, China. I have to read up about Kent state. So sad.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm, #245347
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm, #245346
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am, #245335
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am, #245334
LMAO! :-D


WHAT THE RABBI SAID -


TAGS: a priest a minister a rabbi and your mom
Rating: 4.57/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:34 pm, #196456
I love it and boy isnt that the truth 5/5


ABORTION - Too late to reconsider


TAGS: abortion kid mom yell
Rating: 4.56/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:28 pm, #228483
see rerun, sometimes we are pessimistic for no reason : no controversy or abuse whatsoever :) cheers
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:54 pm, #228241
lol xDD


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172051
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm, #193930
My mom never could understand normal thinking


REMEMBERING GOOD TIMES - LD's 1st grade buddy Chuckles Even though Chuckles became lunch in 2nd grade, the memories still linger




CAREER BUILDER - lied to me about this job


TAGS: mom dishes
Rating: 3.45/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:16 pm, #230586
hahaha... may seem crazy, but this is funny


CAN'T FIX THE CAR -


TAGS: september 3 your mommy cheated on me kith
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:38 am, #114505
d***....I shoulda read the tags first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:37 am, #114504
5 clinically depressed lions."Your mother has cheated on me again"


DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am, #118301
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am, #118297
Holy ****!


MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!


TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

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DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am, #49947
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am, #43574
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm, #2265
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm, #1092
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm, #915
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv


Growing Up -


TAGS: grow up fall asleep moment
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 1:02 am, #248762
Slick...you never cease to impress the HE5LL out of me with your creations.
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm, #248735
This is 5o profound that Rick 68 could have compo5ed it!
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:48 am, #248732
Great 5tuff
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:04 pm, #248699
Whudayaknow, the wunderkind still makes posters….really good posters. Good to see my young mentor here.
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:48 pm, #248695

Yes, what she said.
Greeny - August 15, 2013, 7:16 pm, #248693
It may take me a while to doze off; but I do know June of '72 at the drive-in. 5 big back seats
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:01 pm, #248688

This is beautiful and so true. 5 poignant Ls.


UNCLE CURLY -


TAGS: drunk pig sheep your mom
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm, #194369
ROR! Nice one buddy


MY MOM. - If Your Mom's Still Around Give Her A Call Happy Mother's Day Mom From Your Family.


TAGS: mom
Rating: 4.78/5

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TOXIC GAS -


TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm, #197911
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm, #197848
nice


POP -




STARRY STARRY NIGHT -


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm, #202646
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm, #202645
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm, #202644
I bring my own liquor and fetish p***ography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am, #202636
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am, #202635

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am, #202634
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am, #202633

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am, #202632
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am, #202630
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am, #202629

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my a** off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am, #202627

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm, #201722
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am, #201718
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am, #201706
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am, #201697
Nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am, #201685
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am, #201684

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #201670
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans


MOM'S ATTENTION - is never so wanted then when she's on the phone


TAGS: mom phone
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:43 pm, #239066
Yet her attention is demanded when YOU'RE on the phone.


MOTI-LEGENDS -


TAGS: airman daily assignment guy walks into a bar with your mom
Rating: 4.55/5

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5150monkeylove - January 29, 2011, 9:59 pm, #211161
I am sure with your wealth of poster making experience he will take it to heart
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:39 pm, #211160
Epic build up. Failed ending. [sighs]
Airman - October 6, 2010, 11:56 am, #196958
LOL
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am, #196932
LOL!


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245419
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm, #245418
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm, #245414
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm, #245413
I'm liking these. A lot.


HOLIDAY DISHES - Getcherbutt out here and help!


TAGS: moms
Rating: 4.39/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 28, 2012, 3:20 pm, #241961
Another P. J. O'Rourke quote: "How much equality, power and money does a woman have to have before it's OK to punch her in the mouth?"
PapaFox - December 27, 2012, 7:32 pm, #241944
LOL Miss! My dad had a tradition he enforced on the holidays - mom/daughters did the cooking, dad/sons did the dishes afterwards.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:37 pm, #241941
I told my mom once if ya want a dishwasher then go buy one cuz I'm not one. Like I said...once. It's amazing how fast a mom is with a dishtowel. Still got a mark on my leg teehee.


Things That Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: mom taught me hygiene soap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:26 pm, #245683
Soap or not you'll still shoot your eye out
maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 12:57 pm, #245663
Got That Lots !


INSANITY -


TAGS: hereditary gonna grow up just like her mom haha
Rating: 4.36/5

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BoneCD - January 22, 2010, 12:50 pm, #153703
that's a 5 sickster!
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:17 pm, #153690
Excellent Ph**o/Caption Mix. 5 Linda Blairs
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:19 am, #153676
that look says i just sh*t myself and your cleaning it.
pieman - January 22, 2010, 10:19 am, #153666
lol. 5 dad dad dad dad dad WHAT! ..... nothing for you.


GAMERS -


TAGS: reagan logic gamers p wnage your mom
Rating: 4.14/5

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jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:15 pm, #190319
5 smart bombs to you sir!


WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT -




MY FIRST CAR - 65 miles to a quart of oil turn on the heater and smoke poured out unsafe at any speed... I loved it


TAGS: thanks mom
Rating: 3.93/5

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YOUR MOM - You know, with the lights out, you can't see Han Solo frozen in carbonite hanging on the wall over there.


TAGS: mom
Rating: 3.79/5

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COME ON MR FISH -


TAGS: or was that uncle steve with your mom
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:53 pm, #155842
BTW...this isn't a p******** thingy, it's just the what see heard from the other room...and maybe walked in on
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:13 pm, #155817
Ha Ha!! 5L


ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.


TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.63/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am, #147376
I like it!


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity octomom octo mom crazy s**t wh*** nuts
Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 11:59 pm, #71905
If you don't need to say anything else, it's not postable.


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