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Mom Demotivational Poster


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old hen*** loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja

TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.

HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?

TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.

GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.

TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:25 am
The REALLY great ones knew ho to remove the beaters... And DID IT!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
5 filleted tongues.


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.

MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook

Momma was right! -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5

MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Every Friday night we had to play the same game... Mom takes her "medicine" and then we wait for the "Race riots" They always looked like Dad...

TAGS: my mom is soooo funny
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Chef

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:21 pm
Yeah....Cause your posters are all hilarious, right Jeff!

EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!

TAGS: epic fail mom smoking pot
Rating: 2.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 6:03 pm
She should just shut up, I'm sure she just came back from a date where she had *** with a strange man and nine of his closest friend.


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd

WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS - Who let mom have caffine!

Adolf Hitler -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a** tomorrow


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

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PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


TAGS: mommy p*******
Rating: 3.6/5

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alicesweetalice - August 28, 2012, 8:42 pm
awe man wtf


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]

SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...

TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


Things Mom Taught Me -

GARMIN MOMENT - That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy: "Go Straight"

HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
What font are you using for this?


TAGS: a blonde moment
Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.



TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy



TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


TAGS: ph**obomber hi mom
Rating: 4.73/5

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coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 5:45 pm
Thanks MissPriss! I'm glad my post gave you a laugh.
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:59 pm
I've only been here about 1/2 hour and gonna have to leave...way too many 5L gut giggle posters today! Thanks for the laugh cool.
coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 1:29 pm
Thanks peeps! Dunno about ph**oshop, but they're all distant cousins. :)
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:59 am
Umm... ph**o'5ho'p... :P
mariand - February 18, 2013, 9:28 am
LOL... Sho, what a big family you got there!


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts

CAT FOOD 1957 - Back before people really cared for their pets they were on their own for finding their dinner.

TAGS: ahh mom not mouse again
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 2:51 pm
Well, It's not Shakespeare, but it's a really good Motifake. btw, I gave it 5 hairballs.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:35 pm
"Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce all of Shakespeare's plays".
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 12:11 pm
Holy Crap!! Raisin hit a homer!! 5L
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:05 pm
Bravo! I like it!


TAGS: challenge great moms
Rating: 4.35/5

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vindicator - June 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Ah, nightmarish childhood flashbacks. A brunette June Cleaver, RrreoowwWW
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
or fix your own...5L!
sickartist - May 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Our Moms went to the same school. 5 Tuna Casserole L's
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:02 pm
What about My way or the high way?
forseti - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am
If I can trust my mirror, I most of the time took it... 5L
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Nice one.

HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.


TAGS: mom dinner
Rating: 4.61/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
I like what you're doing with the place. amuse me some more and I might get creative :)


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?

YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.

TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!

MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!

TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!

THANKS MOM! - Coming back alive is the best present I've ever gotten

TAGS: army mom
Rating: 3.59/5

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djinnyf - April 2, 2011, 3:24 pm
Beautiful! I don't mind to be touched sometimes, between the jokes... I know how this sounds, just please read it the "politically right way", or at least know that that's what I meant!! xx
Sean - August 27, 2010, 1:47 pm
This picture is amazing. But I think you may also have to get a release from that wonderful lady, also. Just saying.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 11:17 am
You found it ??!!! :) :) I didn't receive the email yet. Thank you so much!
culos - August 27, 2010, 11:11 am
I bow to the master, Ms Motinette... I tried but had no luck.
motinet - August 27, 2010, 11:10 am

Found the image source and sent you an email
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:58 am
Yep. When the recipient reads them, they will move to your sentbox. DO NOT delete messages in your outbox; they will be removed from the recipients inbox before they can be read.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:54 am
btw, i just sent messages and they're "Stuck" in my outbox..not in sent messages. is that normal?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:48 am
NP. Keep in mind, that's a long sh**, too. :(
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
thank you
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:46 am
PM 'motinet' and -maybe- he can help you. He's the admin.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:45 am
Since he's registered here, I wish one of the "higher ups" could contact him via email. Fingers crossed is a super longsh**....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:43 am
He hasn't visited the site in almost a year... Fingers crossed, though.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:39 am
Thanks for your help. I hope Bob reads his emails from here.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:37 am
Google search revealed nothing. :( Sorry I can't help you more.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:33 am
Unfortunately for me, time is of the essence, and finding an image like this without any ID on the ph**o (like the soldier's name for example) is virtually impossible....
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:31 am
Alas, I cannot. :( Sorry. But if he has email notifications turned on, he'll be notified of that PM and of all these comments we're making on his poster. LoL!
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:30 am
I have PMed him. Do you have his email? Could you email him for me?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:25 am
You've PMed him, yes? Hopefully he'll see it sometime soon.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Actually, I'm looking for the high-res image (whether it be from an actual military website or AP, Getty images, or Corbis). I want to actually purchase the image and license it for commerical use. All i need is some info on where b0B cHIN got the image.
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 10:16 am
If all you want is the picture, I'm sure you could crop it out. Right click on the motifake to save it.
stefanmusic - August 27, 2010, 9:50 am
Does anyone know the real source of this image? Who took it? Where could I get it?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:03 pm
And it shouldn't be the best present! Nuff said.
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
Hey, launchpad, ever consider the idea that gord might be a Marine???
[email protected] - February 4, 2010, 7:21 pm
... So the Insurgents have developed IED's and car-bombs zat spare the Onion Choppers, the Snipers don't aim for the Onion Choppers. And the Mortars won't blow them-up.
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 1:28 pm
Semper Fi....Those are Army APATS genius..
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 9:33 pm
I wish that more of this would happen...
... - September 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
Get a grip guys, she probably spent 15 months chopping onions in the kitchen.
me48 - August 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Have been through airports and witnessed these events. You cry for days thinking about it
gord - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
semper fi sweetheart!! you have done us all proud
Count von Tofurkey - May 10, 2009, 2:46 am
Seriously, Chopper, exactly HOW much a** have you munched lately? You must have overdosed.
Count Turducken - May 10, 2009, 2:43 am
wonderfully done M'fake. Ignore Chopperliscious. His own irrelevance makes him an a**munch. Sadly there's room in America too for a**munches like Chopperliscious.
Chopperliscious - May 2, 2009, 5:03 am
The serious motivators are at AllPosters.com, down the hall and too the right. Nice sentiment, but not funny - and not relevant.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 1:59 am
Excellent diversion, Sean. 5-L on the commitment.
AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:43 am
Dunno, is it was my mom, I would like an RPG or some Night Vision Googles as a present. Ask that girl on AvP: Requiem.
Sean - April 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I'm sick of the touching.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:51 am
You're a sick man, Sean.
Sean - April 10, 2009, 8:58 pm
A sweet and touching poster ... but I don't come here to be touched ... I'm touched already ... I come her to make the touching stop ... Oh God, please make the touching STOP!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:30 pm
agdaniele, my vote for your statement is - both. dgbt is definitely a huge ja****s and irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 6:47 pm
nah, this poster is irretrievably stupid
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
dgbt... you're either a huge ja****s or irretrievably stupid.
dgbt - April 10, 2009, 9:37 am
This is hilarious!

DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.


MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives

TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm

oh ouch


TAGS: mom dad film
Rating: 4.05/5

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PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!

TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off **** twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vib***** it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)

MOMS - Even Hells Angels have them.


TAGS: doll mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!

"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman

TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.



TAGS: intuition moment death shark
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 31, 2012, 9:20 pm
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:12 pm
5L...how do ya think I beat 4 hart attacks! Intuition!!! That and a great Cardiologist...
TheOne - August 31, 2012, 1:42 pm
5 Shark Bites


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.66/5

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dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the [email protected] Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


TAGS: moment forget work
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:57 pm
LOL..I forgot when that happend la5t time

SENIOR MOMENTS - It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo

TAGS: mom stopped by for tattoo
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - June 9, 2011, 7:26 pm
Gawd love her, when her 60's rolled around she quit worrying what anyone else thought.

MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.

TAGS: cat alone pants moment clarity
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:46 pm
5L for using the word "whilst".


TAGS: carol brady peter **** mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?

OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS - This time they've gone too far

TAGS: moms random
Rating: 3.22/5

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 3:07 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:12 pm
Isn't that X-Box's new "Massage Hero"?

LOOK DAD - It's mom... WTF is she doing with that guy?

ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD - Isn't going to help Kevin forget the day he found out how his single mother could afford to pay for his Ivy League tuition.

TAGS: moviestar mommy crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:56 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
Excellent cranky! 5L
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 10:40 pm
Very well played.

Awkward Moment -

TAGS: awkward moment cat animals night
Rating: 4.89/5

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JesusWept - November 17, 2015, 4:49 pm
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! My neighbor's truly adorable fluffball figured out how to jimmy the screen on my window last summer---closed the window after that! Not the best way to wake up! 5 ROTFL lions!


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
what is vicarious ?


TAGS: mods moody kuntz your mom
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:05 pm
Is that you and moooooo RL?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:47 pm
I don't know if this is shopped or not. Either way its GOLD! Faved
hootizz - October 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
I believe a 'Rubber Glove' is also featured in the screening process.., is this true..??
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm


TAGS: kent state tianamin square democracy illusion your mom
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:53 am

dear quentin... hammer and nail....and ty. i almost used a frank zappa quote on this but i already had on another poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2011, 12:09 am
quentin - June 25, 2011, 11:41 pm
moooo. Possibly because the difference between America and China isn't perceptibly different on this issue ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:29 pm
But they will, The old will forever send the young to war to satisfy their own greed and lust for power. (I'm curious as to why you used this pic instead of the infamous "man and tank" pic)
Elgordo - June 25, 2011, 11:25 pm
Ignorance is our greatest sadness... it is from the movie Watchmen... 9 minutes and 35 secs in.
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:50 pm
I didnt' think this was Beijing, China. I have to read up about Kent state. So sad.

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am


TAGS: a priest a minister a rabbi and your mom
Rating: 4.57/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I love it and boy isnt that the truth 5/5

ABORTION - Too late to reconsider

TAGS: abortion kid mom yell
Rating: 4.57/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:28 pm
see rerun, sometimes we are pessimistic for no reason : no controversy or abuse whatsoever :) cheers
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:54 pm
lol xDD


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking

REMEMBERING GOOD TIMES - LD's 1st grade buddy Chuckles Even though Chuckles became lunch in 2nd grade, the memories still linger

CAREER BUILDER - lied to me about this job

TAGS: mom dishes
Rating: 3.45/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
hahaha... may seem crazy, but this is funny


TAGS: september 3 your mommy cheated on me kith
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:38 am
d***....I shoulda read the tags first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:37 am
5 clinically depressed lions."Your mother has cheated on me again"


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!

MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!

TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

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DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv

Growing Up -

TAGS: grow up fall asleep moment
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 1:02 am
Slick...you never cease to impress the HE5LL out of me with your creations.
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
This is 5o profound that Rick 68 could have compo5ed it!
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:48 am
Great 5tuff
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:04 pm
Whudayaknow, the wunderkind still makes posters….really good posters. Good to see my young mentor here.
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:48 pm

Yes, what she said.
Greeny - August 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
It may take me a while to doze off; but I do know June of '72 at the drive-in. 5 big back seats
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:01 pm

This is beautiful and so true. 5 poignant Ls.


TAGS: drunk pig sheep your mom
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
ROR! Nice one buddy

MY MOM. - If Your Mom's Still Around Give Her A Call Happy Mother's Day Mom From Your Family.

TAGS: mom
Rating: 4.79/5

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TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm



TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm
I bring my own liquor and fetish p***ography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my a** off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans

Mon Dieu -

TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MOM'S ATTENTION - is never so wanted then when she's on the phone

TAGS: mom phone
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:43 pm
Yet her attention is demanded when YOU'RE on the phone.


TAGS: airman daily assignment guy walks into a bar with your mom
Rating: 4.55/5

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5150monkeylove - January 29, 2011, 9:59 pm
I am sure with your wealth of poster making experience he will take it to heart
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:39 pm
Epic build up. Failed ending. [sighs]
Airman - October 6, 2010, 11:56 am
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm
I'm liking these. A lot.

HOLIDAY DISHES - Getcherbutt out here and help!

TAGS: moms
Rating: 4.39/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 28, 2012, 3:20 pm
Another P. J. O'Rourke quote: "How much equality, power and money does a woman have to have before it's OK to punch her in the mouth?"
PapaFox - December 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
LOL Miss! My dad had a tradition he enforced on the holidays - mom/daughters did the cooking, dad/sons did the dishes afterwards.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:37 pm
I told my mom once if ya want a dishwasher then go buy one cuz I'm not one. Like I said...once. It's amazing how fast a mom is with a dishtowel. Still got a mark on my leg teehee.

Things That Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: mom taught me hygiene soap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:26 pm
Soap or not you'll still shoot your eye out
maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 12:57 pm
Got That Lots !


TAGS: hereditary gonna grow up just like her mom haha
Rating: 4.36/5

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BoneCD - January 22, 2010, 12:50 pm
that's a 5 sickster!
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:17 pm
Excellent Ph**o/Caption Mix. 5 Linda Blairs
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:19 am
that look says i just sh*t myself and your cleaning it.
pieman - January 22, 2010, 10:19 am
lol. 5 dad dad dad dad dad WHAT! ..... nothing for you.


TAGS: reagan logic gamers p wnage your mom
Rating: 4.14/5

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jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:15 pm
5 smart bombs to you sir!


MY FIRST CAR - 65 miles to a quart of oil turn on the heater and smoke poured out unsafe at any speed... I loved it

TAGS: thanks mom
Rating: 3.93/5

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YOUR MOM - You know, with the lights out, you can't see Han Solo frozen in carbonite hanging on the wall over there.

TAGS: mom
Rating: 3.79/5

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ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.

TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!